As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 465: The Unexpected Truth

Doujin Artist: I’m truly speechless, utterly speechless! You’re not doing a single thing right, Gin! I don’t even know how to react to you.Curly-haired Guy: ? Gin-san, what am I not doing right? Can’t I have the right to seek love, huh?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Everyone has the right to seek love, but there’s a big condition. Is what you’re doing truly seeking love, or just lusting after their body? That’s something that needs to be made clear.

Curly-haired Guy: Marriage, you know! Gin-san, I told you, I’m aiming to marry Goroh-chan!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Goroh-chan?

Wig Guy: That’s the name of that woman from Planet Beta.

At this moment, Katsura Kotaro was looking at Gin and the woman calling herself "Goro" sitting next to him with a strange expression.

He had to admit, this alien babe was indeed very beautiful.

Although her skin was bluish-green, her features were as exquisite as if they were artificially sculpted. There were almost no flaws in her appearance, and her figure was also incredibly shapely.

The gazes of the many men present were all focused on her, but only Katsura Kotaro seemed free from such worldly desires.

After all, she wasn’t someone’s wife yet.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You say you’re aiming for marriage, who would believe that?

Lazy Kitten: I don’t think anyone would, I certainly don’t. Maybe a playboy can truly turn over a new leaf, but the Gin-san I know wouldn’t! Absolutely not!

Machete Girl: Because the Gin-san we know is the Gin-san who likes men!

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, LOL! That’s too real, this summary is just too real!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: It’s both real and insightful.

Curly-haired Guy: Enough, you damn rotten women! Gin-san has finally found his true love, and you’re cursing him? You can’t stand to see others happy, can you? Gin-san is going to be happy, just to spite you all!

After sending the message, Sakata Gintoki turned his gaze to Goro beside him. "Miss! Although it might be a bit sudden for me to say this now, please consider it seriously... Marry me!"

Pfft.

As soon as he finished speaking, sounds of spitting water erupted around him. A group of high-ranking Edo officials, including Matsudaira and Kondo, stared at the silver-haired youth with dumbfounded expressions, their faces blank.

Huh?

Goro herself was also completely stunned, her expression dazed.

Wig Guy: Gintoki, your direct proposal probably scared her.

Curly-haired Guy: I did it on purpose, it’s a blitz strategy! Using this method to shake her resolve, that way Gin-san can advance!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

This is an Actor: What kind of love guide is that?

Curly-haired Guy: It’s Stephanie’s Love Blitz Guide, Gin-san spent a hefty five thousand yen buying it! Now it’s finally time to use it!

Doujin Artist: God, what the hell is a Love Blitz Guide! What kind of bizarre thing is that!

Curly-haired Guy: Haven’t you heard of infomercials? In infomercials, John was won over by this move!

Machete Girl: ??? You’re using a marketing skit from an infomercial as a real-life event?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: He’s broken, this guy’s brain is really broken. Drag him away, he’s beyond saving.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hahahahaha, this is hilarious! It’s genuinely hilarious, man! If you can really get someone to accept your proposal this way, Uncle will perform a forceful kiss on Tony today!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Let’s not do that, it’s a bit too much to see.

Lazy Kitten: Forget it, forget it, Brother Deadpool... it’s not that bad. Although everyone knows this kind of proposal won’t work, your forceful kiss on Tony would be hugely damaging.

Curly-haired Guy: Won’t work? I’m so sorry to disappoint you all!

This is an Actor: ?

Lazy Kitten: ?

Doujin Artist: No way, could it be?

Curly-haired Guy: It’s hard to say! Gin-san is finally off the market starting today! Hahahahaha!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You’re, you’re kidding, right? How is that possible!

Soul Society’s Villain: This is really far-fetched. Are there really blind people in this world? Or do girls from Planet Beta have some kind of unique taste?

Sakata Gintoki’s successful move made everyone in the group question their life choices.

They were so bewildered that such a childish and ridiculous proposal method would be accepted. It completely overturned their understanding, something even Jerall hadn’t expected.

Wait, something’s fishy.

Jerall pulled up the photo of the Planet Beta girl and began to examine it closely. After a few minutes, his eyebrows rose. "As expected, this is quite interesting."

Curly-haired Guy: Hahahaha! Jealous, aren’t you! You losers, Gin-san is going to be a winner in life starting today! Hahahahaha!

So arrogant!

At this moment, Sakata Gintoki was laughing with extreme arrogance. This arrogance wasn’t just in the group chat, but in real life too. He put his arm around Goro, kissed her fiercely, and exclaimed, "My wife, come home with me today!" As he said this, he winked at the man beside him, looking incredibly obnoxious.

"Whatever my husband says," Goro said, shrinking back shyly. She tilted her head up and replied, "But husband, I still have a very important thing to finish."

"Oh?" Sakata Gintoki blinked and asked, "What is it?"

Goro’s cheeks flushed, and her lips parted. "Well, of course... to send my husband to his doom!" She suddenly drew a steel knife from behind her waist and plunged it into Sakata Gintoki’s chest.

Thwack.

A muffled sound, and crimson blood soaked Sakata Gintoki’s entire shirt.

"Wh-what?" Sakata Gintoki stared blankly at the steel knife in his chest, utterly confused.

The government officials and Katsura Kotaro beside him were all stunned, clearly not expecting such a sudden turn of events.

"You’ve disappointed me too much, Gintoki," Goro said slowly, but her voice changed into a gentle male one. "I remember teaching you to be vigilant against any temptation, don’t I?"

"You, you are..." Sakata Gintoki was struck by lightning, completely dumbfounded.

Right before his eyes, Goro’s form gradually changed, eventually transforming into a man with silvery-gray long hair.

"Shoyo-sensei?!" Katsura Kotaro gasped, quickly taking a photo and sending it to the group.

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