Chapter 270: Born To Be A Licker And A Fool! I Didn’T Say Anything, And I Didn’T Object!
Chapter 270: Born To Be A Licker And A Fool! I Didn’T Say Anything, And I Didn’T Object!
"Sister-in-law, please don't flatter me. I have level nine fitter experts. I can count them all across the country on two hands.
"There are so many eight-level fitter experts in our city alone that we can count with both hands and feet."
"It's not a level at all."
Jia Dongxu also quickly said beside him: "Mom! Don't talk nonsense. If you don't understand, just stop talking, okay? I beg you!"
"Level nine fitter expert, which can be considered as department level, is half a level higher than the director of our factory."
"If you offend him, I will really lose my job."
At this moment, Jia Zhang shut up immediately.
She only knew that Du Yu, who had just moved into the courtyard, was a young expert.
She didn't take it seriously that the other party was young, but she didn't expect him to be so awesome. "Nine sixty-three" could make her son lose his job, but she didn't dare to offend him, so she was so frightened that she ran home crawling.
Shazhu, who rushed over to watch the excitement, heard the whole story and couldn't help but said to the side: "You, an expert, are the same."
"You are so rich. You eat several meat dishes in one meal. What's wrong with giving some to Sister Qin's family?"
"You really have a problem with your character!"
When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he immediately came over and pulled him aside, shouting: "Zhuzi, don't talk nonsense!"
Then he lowered his head, nodded towards Du Yu and said with a smile: "Expert Du, don't pay attention! This kid talks without thinking."
Du Yu looked at the ultimate dog-licker in the courtyard and couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, he was born to be a dog-licker!"
"My husband is still here, so I started licking her."
"No wonder no one gave him a puppy despite licking him all his life."
Du Yu waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "You can see that he is a bit stupid, it doesn't matter, I never care about people with IQ problems.
After saying this, Shazhu immediately became angry: "Who are you calling stupid?!"
Du Yu said: "Isn't your nickname Silly Zhu? Isn't it?"
"Do you know why your nickname is Silly Zhu? Because the homophone is Silly Pig."
The angry Silly Zhu suddenly broke away from Yi Zhonghai's hand and rushed towards Du Yu, raising his fist to hit him.
But the next moment, he flew into the air and was kicked several meters away by Du Yu.
Du Yu should take it easy, otherwise, Du Yu could kick him into an artificial satellite and let him travel around the earth in outer space.
Just this kicked Shazhu until he was lying on the ground unable to get up.
Now everyone in the courtyard was shocked. Silly Zhu was the most capable person in the courtyard, known as the God of War.
No one in this area can beat him.
But I didn't expect that Expert Du, who had just moved here, was young and seemed gentle, but his skills were so powerful.
Du Yu also did it on purpose. In this quadrangle, not only the identity must be able to suppress the opponent, but also the force value must be able to suppress the opponent.
Only in this way can we watch the show properly and play with this beast.
How should I put it? In fact, Silly Zhu is a good person, but it is a pity that such a good person is not likeable.
So you have to beat me when you need to.
If I could wake up this licking dog, it would be considered a meritorious deed.
If you can't wake him up, just treat him like a dog.
After the farce ended, the Jia family's meal was not delicious that night.
The smell of all kinds of meat in the yard has not dissipated. Banggeng kept clamoring for meat, and Fei Zhang, who wanted it, mumbled and cursed in a low voice.
Finally, he couldn't help complaining to Qin Huairu: "You mother-in-law, why can't you even give me a piece of meat?"
"Don't you look quite naughty?"
"I hang out with those men in normal times, but it's useless at critical times!"
Regarding Qin Huairu, her daughter-in-law, Jia Zhang's mood was also very complicated.
I wanted to find a beautiful wife for my son, but finally found one. But having such a daughter-in-law, who accentuated her pig-like figure, made her unhappy.
The daughter-in-law was pretty, and her son would look good when brought out, but she was quite uneasy and always suspected that Qin Huairu would hook up with a man to wear a hat for her son.
In fact, to put it bluntly, she still subconsciously thinks that her son is not worthy of Qin Huairu...0
But on the one hand, he knew that his son was not worthy of Qin Huairu, but because the other party was from a rural area and he had an urban registered permanent residence, he deliberately despised the other party.
She always kept saying that Qin Huairu was not good enough for her son to show that she was superior to others.
After getting married, she could also see that Qin Huairu was actually quite serious and did not hang out with those men.
But the men in the courtyard like to look at Qin Huairu more, especially after Qin Huairu gave birth to two children, the granary is full, and I don't know how much attention she attracts.
This made Jia and Zhang even more uncomfortable. People from all over the world had to find an excuse to curse.
Speaking of which, as a mother-in-law, how can she say that her daughter-in-law is naughty? This is Jia Zhang, who really dares to say anything.
Jia Dongxu couldn't help but felt a little uncomfortable and said, "Mom, what did you say?"
"What you said, if outsiders heard it, they would think that I was wearing something.
The stick next to him was also shouting: "Mom, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang pushed the basin in front of her again and said, "Why don't you try again.
"I guess there were so many people just now that he couldn't save face. You can try again when I'm alone."
Qin Huairu was so noisy that she had no choice but to pick up another basin and walk to Du Yu's room.
When 2.5 left, Jia Dongxu didn't say anything to hold her back, which made her feel inexplicably uncomfortable.
This late at night, he asked his wife to go to another man's room to ask for something.
Is this what grown men should do?
Although he didn't say it, he didn't object either.
After looking at the neighbors, Qin Huairu walked quietly to Du Yu's room, closed the door after entering.
Du Yu was not surprised at all. Not to mention that he had already guessed it. Even if he couldn't guess it, he had a physique far beyond that of ordinary people. He could hear everyone's whispers in the entire courtyard.
Looking at Qin Huairu who was slightly nervous there, Du Yu said with a smile: "Here we come."
Seeing Du Yu's smile, Qin Huairu felt inexplicably nervous.
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